Check it out:
I found this post the usual way by following a link that took me to a link and then to another, but this one stopped me cold. Dear Reader, I owned almost every single pair of these shoes. Not the Tretorns. My sister owned the Tretorns. But Duck boots? Check. Jellies? Check? Penny loafers (no pennies; that’s TTFW), topsiders, espadrilles? Check, check, check. I even owned a series of pairs of Dr. Scholl’s. In fact, I still have the last pair and I wear them at the cottage. God, I was such a preppy.
I haven’t felt so bad since I realized my local Whole Foods plays the soundtrack of every high school dance I ever attended every time I shop there. I’d better stay away from Urban Outfitters or it could get ugly.
My Keds were pink, by the way. And this is not an Aril Fool’s joke. I only wish.